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spicy-vagina-tacos:

i need to get fucked by something other than my life




"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"
-Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)



zuzuzuko:

resetty:

what if websites had closing hours

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